this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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