You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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