The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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