Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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