I can tuck mytits in my pants
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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