Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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