Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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