It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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