Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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