so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
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