belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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