God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the day after is always just damage control
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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