uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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