dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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