I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
handjob tips. give me some.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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