i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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