I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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