if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
If I die, sorry about rent.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
