I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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