Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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