Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
i think im in europe. pls send help
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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