saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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