still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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