I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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