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(713): View more from Texas

we have officially lost it.

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(757): View more from Virginia

margs and chips and queso make the world go round

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well and inertia

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(443): View more from Maryland

ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...

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(708): View more from Illinois

blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes

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(440): View more from Ohio

Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs

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(647): View more from Ontario

She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.

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(313): View more from Michigan

you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.

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