She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Randomize
