if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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