Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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