Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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