I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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