To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
