Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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