I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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