just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I believe in your delicious
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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