My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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