dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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