oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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