Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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