That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I believe in your delicious
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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