My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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