its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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