I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Found your dick twin last night
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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