Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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