Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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