About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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