You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It's rum buckets o'clock
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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