i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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