Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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