I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She swung at the pinata with crutches
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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