what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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